Top 10 Reasons to Visit Satsuma, Alabama

Top 10 Reasons to visit Satsuma Alabama

# 10. Our theater is better then Creola’s

# 9 Best market prices for armadillo.

# 8 Centrally located between Los Angeles, 2560 miles west and Aruba 3000 miles east.

# 7 Opportunities to photograph large Gunnison Creek mosquitoes commonly mistaken for the Winged Monkeys in the Wizard of Oz.

# 6 Learn to communicate with local natives – “gwain” means going as in “I am gwain” to town. Sho nuff, sure enough, ‘rat cheer’, right here, as in “put the grits ‘rat cheer.’

# 5 A chance to tell friends back home, “I stayed in the town where a hurricane hit, and did one million dollars worth of improvements.”

#4 Watch alligators accept the love and awe of touchy feely Yankees

#3 Watch alligators spit out the tennis shoes from what is left of touchy feely Yankees.

# 2 Sample homemade beverages, the same that fuels the spaces shuttle.

And the number one reason to visit Satsuma, Alabama…

While here, there is no danger of a automobile accident with Barbara Streisand