Long Live the King

Great Britian's Prince William set April 29 for his wedding date.

Whew! Now I can enjoy the Iron Bowl without having to worry about that.

Most Hated Christmas Songs

With Thanksgiving this week, the Christmas Season is official. And we all know what that means: Six weeks of radio stations playing the barking dogs rendition of Jingle Bells.  This reminds me of my personal top five most hated Holiday Tunes. They are:

As mentioned Jingle Bells done by barking dogs - nothing evokes Yule Tide magic like carols sung by cocker spaniels

Jingle Bell Rock - plays on radio about every 12 minutes from November through New Year's Day

Rocking Around the Christmas Tree - see Jingle Bell Rock

Grandma Got Run Over by A Reindeer. - a charming sentiment. NOT.

The Little Drummer Boy - there is no Biblical reference to a drummer boy at the manger scene as this song implies, which is okay as there is no mention of a red nosed reindeer there either.

Those are my five, what's yours?

Airport Exam

What's all the fuss about 'evasive airport security full body pat downs? I just went through TSA screening, got the pat down and a free proctology.

Veterans Day

This month I...
Visited another state without government permission. Attended the church of my choice, and wrote a newspaper column ridiculing the president.
Americans died for me to do this. Happy Veteran's Day.