Ten Things You will Never Hear at The Mobile Airport

Ten things you will never hear at the Mobile Airport, Mobile, Alabama:

1. The cafe food here is so delicious and such an extensive wine list.

2. They should charge more for parking.

3. I prefer flying from Mobile, it's faster, cheaper, and more efficient then Pensacola.

4. Now boarding for Paris.

5. Hurry kids, before the downtown tour is overbooked.

6. Taxi!, take me to Prichard.

7. Just think honey, in one hour we will be in Robertsdale.

8. Mobile's Airport reminds me of O'Hare International.

9. Isn't that Cameron Diaz?

10. If we miss the first flight, don't worry, there are hundreds more.