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One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy
nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went golfing.


A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.
They showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.'
"Can you read this?" they asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."


Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder
1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.